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Small Oga ( Short Story of a Cheating Partner)

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Small Oga ( Short Story of a Cheating Partner)

 

“Babe are you back from work yet? I might be coming over tonight” Kiki asked Femi over the phone.

Ah, Nooo….I will be stopping over at the hospital after work to see Mama, and I may not be back till very late tonight. The house is a mess and the kitchen is empty, i wish you weren’t always so busy” Femi replied bitterly.

“Oya no vex na”

When the call was over, Kiki quickly made up her mind. She was going over to Femi’s to surprise him. She was going to clean up the house, maybe even cook a little.

She hopped into her car and headed for Javis Estate where he lived.

Pim pimmmmmm….

Pom pommmmmmmmm

Kiki horned for the fifth time in a row

 

“Ah Ah, where Koffi dey na,” She said angrily as she stomped to the gate.

Bang Bang Banggggggg, she hit it as loudly as she possibly could

 

“Oooooooooooo” who be that naaa! Koffi replied insolently as he swung the gate open.

 

“Ah,Madam, so na you wan fall this gate down sef.As I no answer all the horn wey you dey horn since, you think say I dey deaf”

“If to say na another person do this thing, I no wetin I for do.Anyway sha,Oga say make I no allow anybody enter house. E say e dey busy.”

 

Kiki wasn’t the least bit offended by his insolence. She had reported him to Femi severally but Femi clearly had a blindspot when it came to Koffi and saw no wrong in anything he did. However, her mind was racing. ‘So Femi is in this house and he lied to me’ she thought aloud. ‘Oya na, let’s see what he’s hiding’.

‘Open this gate joor’ she said as she pushed him to the ground and forcefully entered the compound.

“Foolish man, na today be d first time u dey see my face abii” she spat at koffi

“Ah, Madam no enter ooo,” Koffi shouted as he writhed in pain.

“Madam wetin you go use your eye see, you no go like am oo”

Shebi you don dey waka dey go. Oya go na, na you go use your leg run come back, he said with a cold smile.

“Idiot!” Kiki muttered.

Her heart was beating fast. “What could Femi be doing that he would instruct Koffi not to open the gate for anyone. I thought he said he wasn’t home. Kiki wondered aloud.

She walked briskly to the front door and tried to open it,it was locked. She fitted her key into the lock and crossed the room, pausing to scan the parlour briefly for Femi. He wasn’t there.

She ran upstairs and searched the master bedroom, he wasn’t there either. Clothes were strewn across the floor…

She trembled with fury

She picked up a male trouser by the leg and quickly scanned around the room for the what she thought would be a pair of female clothing.

She was wrong

Another larger pair of male trousers lay tangled amongst the shirts on the floor.

“Ah Ah, Femi…..Wetin be dis”

Kiki half walked, half ran downstairs and almost collided with Koffi who was coming into the parlour.

“Where is your Oga?” She screamed

Madam, no vex, come dey go your house.

Small Oga no go like wetin you dey do oo…I don tell you make you no enter,you no gree.

You go use that your fat body dey challenge me, before I talk finish you don push me fall for ground.

Make i tell you sha o, Okpolo eye, e no be open eye.

 

Shut up,you nincompoop,

Wait sef, if Femi na small Oga,who come be big Oga???

Ehn Koffi???

….I just hope its not what I’m thinking….Anyways,it can’t be…

‘Where could Femi be in this house’ Kiki muttered to herself,

Her mind immediately went to the terrace at the back of the house. There had a pool and mini lounge.

Kiki hurriedly walked to the back through the kitchen.

Hmmmm, Madam, Shebii you still dey go….Wetin you go use your eye see,you no go like am o, Koffi grumbled as he trailed Kiki to the Kitchen.

Kiki wrenched open the Kitchen door, nothing prepared her for what she saw.

Femi lay underneath Big Oga who grunted loudly and sweated profusely.

 

Ahhhhhhhhh Femi !!!!!!

 

Kikiiiiiiii  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

“Shebii I tell you, you no gree hear” Kofi smirked.

 

 

 

 

 

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“Babe are you back from work yet? I might be coming over tonight” Kiki asked Femi over the phone.

 

Ah, Nooo….I will be stopping over at the hospital after work to see Mama, and I may not be back till very late tonight. The house is a mess and the kitchen is empty, i wish you weren’t always so busy” Femi replied bitterly.

 

“Oya no vex na”

 

When the call was over, Kiki quickly made up her mind. She was going over to Femi’s to surprise him. She was going to clean up the house, maybe even cook a little.

 

She hopped into her car and headed for Javis Estate where he lived.

 

Pim pimmmmmm….

Pom pommmmmmmmm

Kiki horned for the fifth time in a row

 

“Ah Ah, where Koffi dey na,” She said angrily as she stomped to the gate.

 

Bang Bang Banggggggg, she hit it as loudly as she possibly could

 

“Oooooooooooo” who be that naaa! Koffi replied insolently as he swung the gate open.

 

“Ah,Madam, so na you wan fall this gate down sef.

As I no answer all the horn wey you dey horn since, you think say I dey deaf”

 

“If to say na another person do this thing, I no wetin I for do.

Anyway sha,Oga say make I no allow anybody enter house. E say e dey busy.”

 

Kiki wasn’t the least bit offended by his insolence. She had reported him to Femi severally but Femi clearly had a blindspot when it came to Koffi and saw no wrong in anything he did. However, her mind was racing. ‘So Femi is in this house and he lied to me’ she thought aloud. ‘Oya na, let’s see what he’s hiding’.

 

‘Open this gate joor’ she said as she pushed him to the ground and forcefully entered the compound.

 

“Foolish man, na today be d first time u dey see my face abii” she spat at koffi

 

“Ah, Madam no enter ooo,” Koffi shouted as he writhed in pain.

 

“Madam wetin you go use your eye see, you no go like am oo”

Shebi you don dey waka dey go. Oya go na, na you go use your leg run come back, he said with a cold smile.

 

“Idiot!” Kiki muttered.

 

Her heart was beating fast. “What could Femi be doing that he would instruct Koffi not to open the gate for anyone. I thought he said he wasn’t home. Kiki wondered aloud.

 

She walked briskly to the front door and tried to open it,it was locked. She fitted her key into the lock and crossed the room, pausing to scan the parlour briefly for Femi. He wasn’t there.

 

She ran upstairs and searched the master bedroom, he wasn’t there either. Clothes were strewn across the floor…

 

She trembled with fury

 

She picked up a male trouser by the leg and quickly scanned around the room for the what she thought would be a pair of female clothing.

 

She was wrong

 

Another larger pair of male trousers lay tangled amongst the shirts on the floor.

 

“Ah Ah, Femi…..Wetin be dis”

 

Kiki half walked, half ran downstairs and almost collided with Koffi who was coming into the parlour.

 

“Where is your Oga?” She screamed

 

Madam, no vex, come dey go your house.

Small Oga no go like wetin you dey do oo…I don tell you make you no enter,you no gree.

You go use that your fat body dey challenge me, before I talk finish you don push me fall for ground.

Make i tell you sha o, Okpolo eye, e no be open eye.

 

Shut up,you nincompoop,

Wait sef, if Femi na small Oga,who come be big Oga???

Ehn Koffi???

….I just hope its not what I’m thinking….Anyways,it can’t be…

 

‘Where could Femi be in this house’ Kiki muttered to herself,

 

Her mind immediately went to the terrace at the back of the house. There had a pool and mini lounge.

 

Kiki hurriedly walked to the back through the kitchen.

 

Hmmmm, Madam, Shebii you still dey go….Wetin you go use your eye see,you no go like am o, Koffi grumbled as he trailed Kiki to the Kitchen.

 

Kiki wrenched open the Kitchen door, nothing prepared her for what she saw.

 

Femi lay underneath Big Oga who grunted loudly and sweated profusely.

 

Ahhhhhhhhh Femi !!!!!!

 

Kikiiiiiiii  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

“Shebii I tell you, you no gree hear” Kofi smirked.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. Leroi

    May 21, 2018 at 6:07 am

    Lol. I feel sorry for Kiki. Nice twist.

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