How Nigerian Are You
Once Nepa takes light, I check the other houses in the neighbourhood to be sure its general. yelzzzzz
When I withdraw money from the ATM, I wet my fingers with spittle and I count it twice to make sure I wasn’t cheated…by the ATM (LOL)
When I go to buy noodles, I scream ” I want indomie” atleast thrice and as soon as it is brought I say,”NOOO…I meant Mimie noodles”
I hear the conductor shouting “enter with your change ooo” but i’m a Nigerian so I sit quietly with my one thousand naira note for a thirty naira trip.
I still shout UP NEPA